Saturday, January 14, 2006

STAR WARS EPISODE 7: SEARCH FOR THE LOST LIGHTSABRES
The CNY Version
A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY... ...

There lives 4 legendary Jedis. This story took place in the year 3578, where technology seems to meet its limit, advances are slow, poverty strook every corner of the galaxy. There lies a legend, a prophecy that 4 legendary Jedis will bring propersity and fortune to the whole milky way.

The 4 Jedis are: MASTER JEDI CHUE, MASTER JEDI JOSHUA, MASTER JEDI SHAUN and lastly Padawan Kok.

It was around 1253pm. Master Jedi Chue was watching SMALLVILLE, when he sensed a disturbance in the force. He sensed a beast was wreaking havoc in the city, killing many innocent lives. Many called the beast "NIAN". Master Chue wanted to help but he is weaponless, so he together with 3 other Legendary Jedis went in search for the lost lightsabres. The prophecy has a saying that only the lightsabres can defeat the "NIAN". Unfortuantely, Padwan Kok was consumed by the "NIAN" as dinner on his way to meet the other Jedis.

The other Jedis met at Bishan Council, dressed in simple civilian clothings to hide from the parapazzi, they took the train to Jurong East. The journey was long and ardous, bearing the intense heat and chilling rain, they finally reached their destination... THE SCIENCE CENTRE. They paid the stupid $12 entry fees and went into the Science Centre in search of their goals. Into the science centre they went, they saw many legendary Jedi. Jedi Master Jack, Jedi Master Anne, Jedi Master Joseph, Jedi CAT EMILE, Jedi Knight Zhong Ming and so on... They too saw many fallen Dark Jedis including Dard Lord of the Sith, Han SIONG!, Dark Jedi Ren Huan and lastly Darth Yuan(Jun Yuan was original name before he tuned to the dark side).

After intense hours of search, they finally found it. The four lightsabres lied in front of them. They can feel the dark power in it. The ambitious Jedi Master Chue wanted power, power and MORE POWER!!!! All of them took the sabres, and a big Jedi Duel occured. Jedi Master Chue has turned to the DARK SIDE. He uses his anger and fear to make him more focus. In an amazing thrust with the lightsabre, he killed Jedi Master Joshua in a single fatal blow. Jedi Master Joshua fall down to the ground spilling Jedi blood from his mouth. Jedi Master Shaun was shocked but in an amazing combination of Jedi Force and his newfound Lightsabre he managed to resurrect Jedi Master Joshua. Eventually in a 2vs1 duel, Dark LORD of THE SITH FALL...

The 2 Jedis went to finish off the beast "NIAN" and save countless people's live. The 2 jedi taught the people in order to prevent "NIAN" from coming back, they need to play firecrackers and paste red auspicious things in their household. This is how CHINESE NEW YEAR comes about. Understand?

Signing off....

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